THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND

I found this on Family Man Ministries & found it true. Thought I'd share it with you...

THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND

1. Cats’ facial expressions.
2. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.
3. Why bean sprouts aren’t just weeds.
4. Fat clothes. (my personal favorite on this list)
5. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.
6. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.
7. Cutting your hair to make it grow.
8. Eyelash curlers.
9. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
10. OTHER WOMEN!!

Friday Fill-Ins #113

1. I'm sweet, I'm salty, I flavor this home.
2. Why do I have time and not energy?
3. How does this MP3 player work, anyway?
4. Every morning, I put butter on my toast.
5. I consider myself lucky because I married someone who loves me more than himself.
6. One day we’ll see Jesus.
7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to my husband coming home from work, tomorrow my plans include nothing and Sunday, I want to go to church!

My Husband's KILLING Me...

...with CHEESE!!!

Yes, it's true. Being unable to cook has left me at his mercy. Here is his "I can make this" list:

• cheese burgers
• cheese steaks
• cheese pizza (frozen)
• grilled cheese
• pigs in a blanket (a.k.a. cheese hot dogs)
• mac & cheese
• manicotti stuffed with cheese (frozen)
• lasagna filled with gooey cheese (frozen)
• spaghetti topped with mozzarella cheese
• cheese enchiladas (frozen)
• cheese burritos (frozen)
• cheese pizza bites (frozen)
• etc...

Last night he called & said he was picking up take-out for dinner. Pizza.

I said, "For the love of all things that are holy, PLEASE get me a salad!!!"

He did. A chef salad filled with CHEESE and covered with blue cheese dressing!

Did I mention I'm lactose intolerant???

Ten on Tuesday

10 Favorite Ethnic Foods

1. Mexican Fried Ice Cream
2. Italian Fettuccine Alfredo
3. Mexican Chimichanga
4. Chinese Vegetable Lo Mein
5. Spanish Rice
6. Mexican Re-fried Beans
7. Thai Coconut Chicken
8. English Scones
9. French Bread with Cheese
10. Italian Stromboli

Sunday Sing-Along

Friday Fill-Ins #112

1. Give me pita chips, ice water, and chocolate and I'll survive.

2. Whenever my daughter smiles at me I melt inside.

3. I wish upon a star every night. (it keeps me young)

4. Olive Garden's lemon cream cake was the last thing I ate that was utterly delicious.

5. To live in this world is to long for Heaven.

6. Other than this one, Denise's is the last blog I commented on.

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to DH getting home, tomorrow my plans include making chili and Sunday, I want to take a nap!

Ten on Tuesday

10 Songs That Describe You or Your Life

1. Jesus Bring the Rain
2. When God Made You
3. There Can Be Miracles
4. Butterfly Kisses
5. I Hope You Dance
6. Thank Heaven for Little Girls
7. These Are the Things You Don't Say to Your Wife
8. Jesus Will Still Be There
9. God Bless the USA
10. Somewhere Over the Rainbow